EAT MY SHORTS!
The world's most famous underachiever. Skateboarding rebel, prank master, and the eternal bad boy of Springfield. 35+ years of "I didn't do it" and still going strong.
Bartholomew JoJo Simpson is the 10-year-old troublemaker of Springfield, star of The Simpsons since 1989. Armed with his skateboard, slingshot, and an unlimited supply of attitude, Bart has become the most iconic animated rebel in television history. Underachiever and proud of it.
Springfield's #1 skater. No helmet, no rules, no problem. The streets are his playground.
From prank calls to Moe's Tavern to terrorizing Principal Skinner. Bart never runs out of ideas.
El Barto leaves his mark across Springfield. Every wall is a canvas when you're a rebel.
The chalkboard gag. Every episode begins with detention. Every detention spawns a legend.

Bart's dad. Beer-loving, donut-eating, "D'oh!"-shouting father figure. Their bond is chaotic love.

Bart's nerdy sister and occasional partner-in-crime. Saxophone prodigy. Smarter than everyone.

The matriarch. Tall blue hair, infinite patience. The only person who can control Bart (sometimes).

"Everything's coming up Milhouse!" Bart's loyal sidekick and eternal optimist in glasses.

"SIMPSON!" Bart's arch-nemesis at Springfield Elementary. Their war has no end date.

"HA-HA!" Springfield's premier bully. Sometimes foe, sometimes reluctant friend.

Bart's idol and hero. TV clown, questionable role model, and the man behind Krusty Burger.
Bart's signature catchphrase. Directed at authority figures worldwide since 1989.
For moments of genuine surprise. Used sparingly for maximum impact.
When people are overreacting. Bart keeps it cool when everyone else loses their heads.
He definitely did it. Every single time. But the denial is part of the charm.
Bart's greatest hits. From prank calls to epic school sabotage, these are the moments that made him a legend.
"Is there a Mr. Freely here? First name I.P." — Terrorizing Moe's Tavern one call at a time.
Springfield's most wanted street artist. Every surface is fair game. The cops never catch him.
The principal's car on the school roof. How did he get it up there? Nobody knows. Nobody will.
"I will not waste chalk." Written 100 times, remembered forever. Detention is just free publicity.
Armed with his trusty slingshot, Bart turns the schoolyard into his personal shooting range.
The bathrooms at Springfield Elementary have never been the same. A classic for a reason.
Climb the ranks and earn $SOL rewards! Aim and shoot targets with Bart's slingshot! Avoid hitting Milhouse!

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